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ABSINTHE
Have
you ever read Poe's work,
examined Van Gogh's
paintings, or even studied
Baudelair's work? Chances
are you have, which means
that you have also tasted
the effects of Absinthe.
Absinthe is mystical in
nearly every aspect.
Everything from its bright
green color to it's
mysterious physiology marks
this drink with a label of
exoticness For this reason,
it is no wonder the drink
went from being one of the
most popular to somewhat
illegal substances across
many continents. Illegalized
because it "drove
people crazy," absinthe
was very quickly suppressed.
Being legal in very few
countries such as Spain or
Czechoslovakia, Absinthe has
become increasingly harder
to obtain. "Why would
one want to obtain
Absinthe?" one may ask.
For starters, if you were an
alcoholic or just looking to
get drunk absinthe normally
carries a 70-80% alcohol
label, but that isn't where
the true magic lies.
Absinthe is known for
producing extreme creativity
and hallucinations, the
reason why many artists were
quite fond of the beverage.
The one ingredient that
makes absinthe illegal and
contributes to its
psychoactive properties is
the alkaloid thujone.
Thujone is actually listed
as a toxic substance, and
prolonged exposure to the
substance is known to cause
physical problems. While no
physiological relationship
has never been established,
Thujone's structure is very
similar to that of THC's.
Thujone is a natural
substance most commonly
found in Wormwood. However,
small traces can also be
detected in sage and cedar
leaf. Wormwood is the plant
used in the process of
creating absinthe due to its
high thujone content. While
wormwood is a bitter and
very unpleasant plant, the
mixture of sweet anise makes
for absinthe's legendary
bitter sweet taste. The
unique mixture of herbs in
the beverage also spawns a
vivid green color. This
green coined the beverage as
"Le Fee Verte," or
the green fairy. Since
Absinthe is so widely
Illegalized, is there any
way to obtain this beverage
still? But of course there
is!
Absinthe Sells
bottles of absinthe that
include the active
ingredient thujone, and will
ship to the US. In the US,
thujone is still banned, but
as a food rather than a
drug. You aren't allowed to
distill or commercially make
absinthe, but you can own a
bottle and even make your
own as long as it isn't
distilled. The other option
for obtaining absinthe is
your own brewing of the
product. We have included
the process for you.
Ingredients: 1. 1 tsp Wormwood
(Wormwood
can be bought from
shamanshop for about $30/lb
by clicking
here. This is a great
deal as you will be able to
make gallons of absinthe
from this amount). 2. 1 cup
vodka (The higher the proof
the better. Everclear would
be ideal for the creation of
absinthe). 3. 2 tbsp
peppermint leaves. 4. 1/2
cup sugar. 5. lemon. Find a
bottle of some sort with a
tight fitting cap. Put a
good amount of the wormwood
into your bottle. There is
no set wormwood/alcohol
ratio. Traditional recipes
call for about 1tsp
wormwood/1 cup vodka, but I
normally fill the entire
bottle with wormwood since
we're going for potency, not
taste. Saturate the wormwood
with your alcoholic beverage
(fill the bottle to the
brim). Add a good amount of
lemon to the mixture. Lemon
is acidic so it may help
break down the wormwood. It
will also help mask the
repulsive taste of the
beverage. At this stage you
may also want to add other
flavorings such as
peppermint, anise, even
sugar is acceptable. Across
the internet I have read
hundreds of different
recipes for absinthe with
about 100 different duration
for steeping the wormwood.
While some recipes call for
several months of steeping,
most traditional recipes
suggest several days. Due to
the desire for higher
potency, 2-4 weeks should be
sufficient. If you would
like to attempt a 3 month
steeping duration, let us
know how it goes. At the end
of the steeping period you
should be left with a dark,
almost opaque, brownish
green drink that smells
worst than vomit. Appreciate
it, this substance will soon
be flowing down your throat.
I know some of you may be
disappointed to see a
beverage that looks like
sludge instead of the bright
green that is typically
associated with absinthe.
This is due partially to the
lack of any other
ingredients in the mixture,
and the lack of additives
used in the past such as
copper. If you are very
careful and follow a good
absinthe recipe you may end
up with the creation of
"Le Fee Verte".
For consumption I would
suggest taking down as much
absinthe as you possibly can
in the shortest possible
amount of time. Adding lemon
and copious amounts of sugar
will cover the taste
slightly, but hardly enough
to make a difference. The
dosage all depends on how
much wormwood to vodka you
used, how long it was
steeped, as well as the %
thujone in the wormwood.
Basically this means that
you are on your own for
dosage. Start with one small
glass/shot and work up. Be
careful when consuming
absinthe as many forget that
it is made from high proof
alcoholic beverages. Keep in
mind that consuming two
large glasses of 80 proof
vodka alone is enough to
kill someone. |
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